ITEM! Now that we’ve made history by electing the first African-American president, it’s time for all us Frantic Ones to get back to work getting this country and the economy back on track again. No shirker of duty, your Uncle Stanley is already hard at work doing his part. That’s right, I’m currently putting together the sequel to my best-selling political humor book Election Daze. If you somehow some-way missed this one you can still order your copy right here. Since my two great humor-loves are placing comedic captions on pictures of political figures and Universal movie monsters, I’ve decided to combine the two for the genre-bending sequel: The Bride of Election Daze! No wistful word on a publication date from the publisher as yet, but here are a few frankly fabulous fragments I’ve been kicking around getting myself all warmed up. Enjoy ‘em, oh Keepers of the Faith!