Monday, July 28, 2008

SEX APPEAL IS FIFTY PERCENT WHAT YOU'VE GOT...

ITEM! ...and fifty percent what people think you’ve got, at least according to Sophia Loren. So while we were munging through the latest mass of manic missives from the Sock It To Stan emailage, we came across this one from Jumpin’ Jonathan Nolan of Queensland, Oz. Jon tipped us off about the latest “versus” poll being run over at the picesallmedia.com forums. Seems there’s a nifty new survey being taken called SEX APPEAL: Stan Lee vs. Joe Quesada.

Of course your Uncle Stan is the runaway winner thus far, not that current Marvel Editor-in-Chief Joe “Quickdraw” Quesada isn’t a moderately good-looking man in his own right. But quick show of hands: who’s partied with Rebecca Romijn, Pamela Anderson, and often been mistaken for Hugh Hefner? Sit down, Tommy Lee... you don’t count!

Still, there’s no sense in taking any chances. All Keepers of the Faith should go visit this sensual census and remember what a man named Milhous once said: vote early, and vote often! 

Excelsior!
Smiley

4 comments:

Jonathan Nolan said...

Quesada is yet to get one vote.

And THAT, ladies and gents, is what Old Skool IS all about.

Jonathan Nolan said...

20-0 so far, Stan... STILL the MAN!

Stan the Man said...

What can I say? I'm both humbled and honored. Thanks from both myself and from my model/actress/author wife, Joanie! That's right ladies, sad to say but Yours Truly hasn't been on the market since 1945 — 17 years before Joltin' Joe was even born! Why, I'm old enough to be Joe Quesada's unbelievably virile elder brother... or at least I could be if I had access to Doc Doom's time platform!

Excelsior!
Smiley

Jonathan Nolan said...

Still winning... votes have slowed bu t you are at 32-0.

Chicka-chow! ;)