ITEM! Still no sign of the missing Captain America cameo popping up online, so I asked my World Wide Webs technical assistant Irving Forbush to provide us with a little something to assuage our angst-ridden appetites, soothe our sorrowed senses, and hinder our hidden hungers for a just little while longer. Or until Marvel Studios gets its act together — whichever comes first! This is what he came up with, which features a song by some guy named Jimmy Buffet. Enjoy!