ITEM! Speaking of titanic toupees and remembrances of rugs-gone-by, here’s one that I’d completely forgotten about (I know... whatta shocker)... The Adventures of Stan Lee’s Toupee. In a break with the FOX Network’s usual policy of only cancelling really good shows, The Adventures of Stan Lee’s Toupee got cancelled faster than Kevin Smith’s Clerks cartoon. I think that they probably burned all the tapes afterwards in the FOX backlot as some kind of offering to Mephisto. Still, it was fun while it lasted, and we had some great guest stars like William “The Shat” Shatner. You Frantic Ones can read all about it here. It’s listed on the Wikipedia clone Uncyclopedia... and as we all know, if it’s on the Intrawebs, it must be true!