ITEM! Earnest Irving Forbush informs me that over two titanic timely minutes of the impending Iron Man Movie are now up on something called the You-Toobs. After watching the clip, the only thing that could make me more excited would’ve been if they’da used my calamitous cameo footage instead. It’s all about building boffo box-office, right pilgrims? What better way to tempt and tantalize the wide-eyed and hard-died movie-going public than to feature the ever-sensational Smilin’ One? Still, I guess Rowdy Robert Downey Jr. is a sterling second choice. Heck at this point they’ve previewed about half of the movie anyway. Jon “Mister Fablous” Favreau probably wants to save my Academy Award-winning performance for the actual premiere. I realize that there's no Academy Award for cameos, but there should be, Tiger! Your Uncle Stanley would be a shoe-in for it this year! Until then, enjoy this capricious clip!
Excelsior!
Smiley
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